Yo mamma Jokes!

My Yo Mamma jokes:

1.Yo mammas so fat when she got on a scale,she said "I wanted my weight not my phone number!"
2.Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
3.Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
4.Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
5.Yo mama so ugly her milkshake DOSEN'T bring the boys to the yard and,anyone's is better than hers!



Do you feel burned? Feel free to add your own!

yo momma so fat even bill gates can't pay for her liposuction
yo momma so fat when i tried to drive around her, i ran out of gas

Yo momma so fat, her anus is the 7th planet from the sun.
Yo momma so poor, when she was kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing and she said "Moving."
Yo momma so fat, when a school bus drove by she ran after it yelling "STOP THAT TWINKIE!"
Yo momma so fat, when she jumped in the Pacific Ocean the whales started singing "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo momma so stupid she sat on the television and watched the couch.

Your mother uses Mexico as a tanning bed.

Your mother is so fat, when she jumps into the ocean the ocean jumps out.

Your mother is so old and fat, when God said "Let there be light" he told her to move her ass out of the way.